Monday, December 6

Clumsily Kowtow Before


You would never know it, but this is my number one accessory.   

Hate the thought of symmetry today and want to create a little ruching in the front of your skirt?  Only matching bow is actually for your hair?  Wishing that scarf would lay right?  Waist band keeps inching up?  Cute belt losing a little elasticity? Cheap Torrid garter belt not holding to your stockings well enough?  Floppy lapel driving you to certain madness?

..Safety pin it.


Watch Judy, pitifully unprepared, tell the tale of its birth.

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