To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad.
I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes I bet you can really see it in those genitals.
Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me that's what her dinner tasted like.
Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw back my head and gargle. Just gargle and gargle, and I don't care who hears me, because I am beautiful.
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey