Eyes Shift Right

I'm coming out.

Creepin' is a huge part of who I am. It means that I scare everyone when I come up from behind them, no matter how gentle my tone when I say "excuse me". It means that I frequently slide out from behind a wall, door or pillar with a chillingly serene smile on my face. It means that my friends and I have a creepin' guild, where we send each other pictures of the Pedo Bear™, insect abdomens and scary doll faces covered in slime..

.. join us.