While wearing my white-and-baby-pink-striped-two-dollar-skirt my grandma asked if I sewed the stripes horizontal on purpose. Of course I did. This post is to highlight one of the small ways in which I say fuck you, gingerly and regularly, to fashion rules and standards for the bubble bodice. Short and fat population, please wear big prints and some of them horizontal. Be a monument to acceptance, style and expression without saying a word.